Dear Somali Pirates,
I have to give you fellas credit. How do you witness your fellow pirates get sniped by some bad ass Navy Seals (while the boat is bobbing in the water, nonetheless), and then decide it would be a good idea to, without delay, hijack another ship?! Where is the motivation in that? Call me a bitch, but if I saw someone in my line of work “get got” doing what I do for a living, I would be changing my line of work EEEEE-miately! Maybe you should start farming? I’m sure the people of your country could use more food.
Poor Man’s Caviar